January 2012
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pauly-c:
Gimme that little boy!
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November 2011
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I love using big words to sound smart. I mean...
kisssmytan:
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I love using big words to sound smart. I mean...
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You never realize how much you like someone until...
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sadly relevant.
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"Stop trying to control everything and just let...
If only it were that easy. What happens once you let go? Everything turns to shit because you weren’t controlling your life and what you should be doing. Yeah you won’t be stressed once you let go but please… how shitty will you feel while you’re trying to pick up the pieces and consequences from when you “let go.”
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Screw GPA.
Be happy I’m even trying to further my education.
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October 2011
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Nick Hendricks: How did you get the nickname Motherfucker?
Motherfucker Jones: When I was a kid I snuck into my mother's bedroom.
Dale Arbus: Uh-oh!
Motherfucker Jones: She was laying there, naked. She'd been drinking all night.
Nick Hendricks: We get it.
Dale Arbus: Yuck!
Motherfucker Jones: And I snuck up behind her.
Nick Hendricks: Aah!
Motherfucker Jones: And I slipped my fingers...into her purse.
Kurt Buckman: Purse. He said purse.
Motherfucker Jones: And I took her money. The whole weeks pay. I really fucked her over and that's how I got the name, Motherfucker Jones.
Kurt Buckman: You know, they should call you Motherfucker Over-Jones, to avoid confusion. Right?
Motherfucker Jones: What's the confusion?
Dale Arbus: There's no confusion.
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I hate dramatic people
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September 2011
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Amanda 411.
Hi, my name is: Amanda Never in my life have I been: In a cat fight. The one person who can drive me nuts is: My whole family as an entity. When I’m nervous: I bite my nails or get a little queasy. The last song I listened to was: Baby, Justin Bieber. If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor: Lora. My hair is: cute today. When I was 5: I stole a purse. Last Christmas: I...
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